CNN (otherwise known as "Fake News Network" or "Fraudulent News Network") continues to outrage reasonable people with its extreme left-wing actions -- the latest being accusing President Trump of creating a video in which he manhandles a professional wrestler whose head has been replaced by the CNN logo. The accusation was false, and CNN eventually tracked down someone it thought was the creator of the video. CNN promptly threatened to expose the creator's identity if he didn't publicly apologize, take his posts down, and who knows what else. Bullying in the extreme.
All manner of payback against CNN is being suggested, including demands being made by customers on businesses who run CNN non-stop on the televisions in their public spaces that they stop doing so. I think that is a great idea, and to help the effort, I drafted a card that customers who are so inclined can hand to the business owner or manager on the way out the door. It reads as follows:
Dear Business Owner or Manager:
I used to really like doing business with you,
BUT I REALLY HATE BEING FORCED TO WATCH CNN ON YOUR PUBLIC TVs.
I will be back when you change the channel.
A formerly loyal customer.
You can download the PDF file linked below that allows you to print eight (8) of these cards on a single sheet of letter-sized paper, which you can cut apart and carry with you. I have no particular pride of authorship and make no claim to any copyright. Please feel free to modify the content to your own purposes.